you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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