Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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