**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm going to jail i love you
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you told grandpa to call you daddy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
This is my gift to your gina
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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