i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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