Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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