btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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