piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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