he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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