when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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