ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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