All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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