Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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