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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms

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  Oh God

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  I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?

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• (530): View more from California

  I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  "ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'

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