I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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