I hate your face
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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