we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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