I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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