Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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