Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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