I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Houston, we have a squirter
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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