yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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I can feel your judgement through the phone
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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