Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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