I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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