I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
They are going to name an STD after you.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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