I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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