She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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