are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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