whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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