Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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