maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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