Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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