Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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