Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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