thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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