This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't make out with my wife yet
there's paper in my vomit.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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