i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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