But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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