then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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