Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

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(330): View more from Ohio

and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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(480): View more from Arizona

so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

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(847): View more from Illinois

my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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(727): View more from Florida

I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club

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(775): View more from Nevada

He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room

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