I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.