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Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?

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(513): Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude? http://tfl.nu/2xw8

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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(330): I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going? http://tfl.nu/4uq9

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.

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Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!

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(513): I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty. (937): Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet! http://tfl.nu/8hnt

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(303): View more from Colorado

she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

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(303): she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out? http://tfl.nu/1nw7

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week

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(780): girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week http://tfl.nu/5wm5

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(630): View more from Illinois

When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.

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(630): When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast. http://tfl.nu/nqf8

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(940): View more from Texas

He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.

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(940): He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter. http://tfl.nu/rjmj

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?

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(423): I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I? http://tfl.nu/fiqy

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(519): View more from Ontario

That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.

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(519): That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked. http://tfl.nu/ff8s

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(317): View more from Indiana

Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.

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(317): Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day. http://tfl.nu/olid

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.

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(570): If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene. http://tfl.nu/rk7g

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(770): View more from Georgia

How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?

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4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee

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(770): How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night? (678): 4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee http://tfl.nu/1zan

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(716): View more from New York

We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club

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(716): We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club http://tfl.nu/652n

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom

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(781): Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom http://tfl.nu/px62

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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day

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(804): He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day http://tfl.nu/tx1z

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