I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I want to have your abortion
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal