She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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