The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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