you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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