everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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