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Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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