this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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