i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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