I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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