when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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