we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You don't make any sense
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Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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