Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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