i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
did i just pee glitter
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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