"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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