there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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