I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
do herpes really smell.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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